IPL - I hate , I despise, I'd kill IPL if it where a person

IPL was a Fantastic invention by that Lalit modhi and Co that would change the feel of cricket. It was a milestone to Indian cricket by giving cricket an all new meaning.The High-speed Game packed is with half nude cheerleaders, cool jerseys, heavy advertising and plenty revenue.

Fact – IPL is a money making racket

Folks no body cares bout who wins or looses or that damn spirit of cricket. Its all about the money baby. Imagine the government had to take a decision over which made priority, IPL or Elections. That Lalit modhi and his BCCI junta had the Balls to ask the government top postpone the elections. Seriously that’s a joke.

Fact – IPL – rip off of EPL

For all you who don’t know, EPL stands for English premier League. They even copied the Name, jokers. Am sorry I am not going to support Bangalore royal challengers who have only a few Bangalore lads playing for them. I love Bangalore, but I hate Bangalore Royal challengers. Mallaya will loose IPL and Formula One. But he is a smart man, he sponsors 5 teams. He does not care he will make his money in any case. But you will still go ahed and drink his beer, finally cry after your team looses.

Fact – Bollywood factor
First they ruin Indian cinema and now they are going all out on cricket. Bloody blooywood.

What do shilpa shetty, sharukh khan and preity zinta have in common ?.... bollywood. They also have one more thing in common, IPL. KKR is screwed thanks to the charismatic Khan. SRK ‘chak de’ was a movie, but this is real life mate, move on your kolkata knight riders are doomed. And then you have shilpa who hip shaked her way into IPL, she can sure do a good job coaching the cheerleader group of Rajasthan Royals, but shilpa sorry your Rajasthan royals are going down. And that bloody dimple preity, gosh I don’t want to start. Preity keep you dimple and liril soap at home.

Fact – IPL killed cricket

I may not be a cricket expert but I sure can comment on it. I remember the days where is grew up watching wasim akram, Courtney walsh, Waugh brothers, tendulkar …. Etc. When cricket was all about the passion. We learnt strokes, bowling styles and most importantly watched cricket to learn the game. IPL is all about winning or loosing. It does not have a set framework like true cricket.

Why I Hate IPL ?

Spirit of Cricket is lost.
Skill involved is terrible.
IPL insults and disgraces cricket in its truest form
Does not reward proper batsman-ship or bowling – its all bout the money

A country known for its passion for cricket has just sold it self to the devil. I can go on and on folks but all you IPL lovers know you just watch the game for the hype. Am sure 9 out of 10 IPL fans have never lifted a bat or ball. You just want to be cool and fit into the crowd. If you truly love cricket ….. oh shit am getting all senty…. Do what you want to. :)

But I Hate IPL, Period.


Cheers